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Years
ago in Cincinnati, when the streets
were mostly dirt and cobblestones,
pigs would crowd the streets squealing
their way to the Slaughterhouses
like a poorly towed brake. Some
of those hoofed creatures would
try to escape from the death march.
Lone
pigs, squealing as they ran down
dirty streets away from the slaughterhouse,
were almost as common as prostitutes
and drug dealers in OTR on a Friday
night.
In
an effort to honor those pigs that
found freedom and those that fed
the midwest, Flying Pig Courier
Service is hosting the first annual
UDR Alley Cat Race.
- When: Sunday October
30th, 2005 at 2:00PM
- Where: Serpentine
Wall, Cincinnati Ohio (lower
level)
- Registration opens
at 1pm
- Cost: The first one
is always free with costume.
("Fat/Skinny guy"
or "2 people kissing"
IS considered a costume)
- Hint book with recommended
routes and short cuts available
for a small fee (Print costs)
- Prizes for everyone
completing the race. (Yes, we
consider a dutch rub prize material)
- What
you will need to bring:
A bike,
a lock,
tools to fix a flat,
a pen and a desire to have
fun tearing up the streets with
other cyclists. Clothing optional,
but remember, It will be cool
out and the Bengal's Stadium
will be filled with crazed fans
watching big guys knocking heads.
- Staged Le mans start
- Course crosses the
50 yard line of the Paul Brown
Stadium during 4th quarter of
the game. (But you can take
the long way if you don't have
knobby tires)
- After Party at The
Viper Room (5th & Plum)
EDR 2005 Course
9 point
flat course
Fixed
gear riders who complete this course
will be honored with the sacrifice
of a pig or a chicken wing at the
awards ceremony.
Questions Comments or just need
a place to stay for the weekend
feel free to email or call mark
at 513.378.7557 or
mhoot@hotmail.com
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